The worst celebrity baby name of all time
The worst celebrity baby name of all time
Many celebrity baby names are bad. But one has to be deemed the worst of all time.
By the YeahBaby.com editorial staff
Jermaine Jackson cried out for attention when giving his fourth son the name Jermajesty. And YeahBaby.com gives plenty of attention to Jermaine by (dis)honoring his unique name choice as the 'worst celebrity baby name of all time'.
This name offends us for multiple reasons. The name Jermajesty makes an obvious reference to a king and kingdom. We're not sure what kingdom is entitled to the son of Jermaine Jackson. Jermaine's 'career' was lackluster at best, mostly riding the coattails of siblings Michael and Janet. His latest exposure came from participating in Britain's Celebrity Big Brother. Jermajesty also implies being above others, a trait most people would not enjoy.
But Jermaine can take solace in the fact he had stiff competition. Frank Zappa's son was given the name Moon Unit. Rob Morrow named his baby girl Tu Morrow. And Paula Yates, the worst celebrity baby namer of all time, named her daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. These make our list of honorable mentions.
YeahBaby would MUCH rather draw attention to great name choices. But if this plays any role in putting the breaks on bad celebrity baby naming, we're glad we did.
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